On Thursday May 1st 1997 at 0830 Mondeo Man voted Labour for the first time in his life. Waking on Friday May 2nd at 0700 to news of a Labour landslide victory felt like a new dawn, leaving behind forever the rampant incompetence, sleaze, corruption, profiteering and war-mongering of the Tories.
At 1049, Mondeo Man crashed his Mondeo MkII on the M6 travelling to a fax machine sales convention in Lymm. He was in a coma for twenty-eight years.
Mondeo Man regained consciousness at 1700 hours on January 20th 2025, and now he’s fucking furious.